Do you really speak horse or did you just find that hat?

Do you have a psycho crazy ex stalking your every move?

Were you born male or female?

It's always important to have a list of dating questions committed to memory, such as... Did you ever spend any amount of time in a Federal Prison? Did you have any former spouse who died mysteriously? In a rough estimate, how many personalities do you have? When was your last Alien abduction, and what is outer space really like? What questions would you have, let's see how long the list gets!